Lindsay Lohan Suns in her White Bikini

Here's Lindsay Lohan Poolside at the Sunset Marquis earlier this week for a photo shoot where I think they will use a sort of supercomputer for NASA's five billion airbrush freckles. I tried to edit a couple on my computer just to turn my finger, before bursting into flames. But then, how to write this, you ask? Telepathy. So, my friends, I can project my thoughts on the site. However. It was a typographical error. Burly men. Fast, tin foil wrapping someone in my head. Tin Men. Pigs!